Monthly Archive for June, 2006

Jackie Chan blogs!

Jackie Chan. Blogs. At Sina.

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Is he really blogging? Or does he have a ghostwriter?

Via PostShow.

Mission Impossible helps sell “documents”

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ESWN reports: A screen capture of the new Mission Impossible 3 movie has been floating around on the BBS’s recently. On it is what some call "history’s most awesome small advertisement" - a telephone number for getting "documents." Author of ESWN, Roland Soong, decides to call up the number and ask for fake ID documents in order to meet the person behind the number.

An adventure ensues. Eventually, after playing public transport tag, they sit down together for drinks, the man with the number complaining about how people have called out of the blue because they saw his number in the movie (and not for documents). Roland tries to persuade him that the number is now valuable, but has little success.

Link to full article.

Chinese Esquire covers football… sort of

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One of the numerous scans of China’s edition of Esquire magazine from their blog (hosted by Sina).

Via vincent’s blog.

Why Chinese People Are Not Good at Football

In our continual coverage of the World Cup, we bring you a translation of a post entitled "Why Chinese People Are Not Good at Football" from the blog of a professor (李银河) at the 中国社会科学院社会学所 (Institute of Sociology, Chinese Academy of Social Sciences):

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"Alot of people are pained by the fact that Chinese football did not makes it way to the World Cup. Many people make it a point of patriotism and blame the systems or institutions involved. I feel that Chinese people being bad at football is related to the character of our culture.

Chinese people, especially the Han, are a elegant and scholary people, who were never a proponent of reckless bravey and battle, preferring softer and more elegant methods. Football is not like this, it is an attack-intensive sport, with a violent character. American football is even more violent. These sports are not suited to the character of our culture.

There is lots of evidence for this:

  1. Look at the historically famous men, from 梁山伯 to 贾宝玉. They are all bookish people.
  2. Until a few years ago, the Chinese language did not have the word 性感 (sexy). Chinese people historically did not value ferocious images of men.
  3. Farmers prefer to not to move too much in their free time and enjoy activities such as mahjong, unlike nomadic people who enjoy physically intense activites such as dancing.

So, if we continue not to get into the World Cup, we should not be worried that it is a reflection on our culture or our country. If we don’t play football, we can play other sports. After all, sports were originally meant to be played."

Via vincent’s blog.

Chinese vlogging contest: source of the next Asian Backstreet Boys or Bus Uncle?

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Have you been wondering why two of the most well-known online video clips come from greater China (Asian Backstreet Boys may be THE most well known around the world; and while Bus Uncle isn’t, it’s gotten an amazing amount of play for something that’s subtitled)?  Chinese youth are armed with video cellphones, digital video cameras, and broadband…and they’re churning out clips by the millions.  What’s more, their digital dreams are being encouraged and disseminated by China’s top research academics and (of course) burgeoning vlogging sites.  Communication University, Beijing Film Academy, the Central Academy of Drama, vvlogger.com, PodLook.com, and UUSee.com are in the midst of accepting submissions for China’s First Annual Original Videolog Contest. Prizes of 3000 RMB (about 450 USD) will be given for Best Director, Most Original, and Most Popular.  Submissions accepted until July 10, online voting until July 25, and prizes announced August 10. 

If you want to see them a PC will be best–I have trouble on my Mac.  Go to the list of submissions and click on something that looks good.  You should be able to watch 1 or 2 clips before you’ll be asked to register.  Registering is simple if you don’t mind entering a screenname and email address to a Chinese site.  If the registration window pops open, enter your name in the first box, then a password, then redo the password in the 3rd box, an email address in the 4th, a screenname in the 5th, type in the secret code thing that keeps out the bots, check the little red box, and click on the button that says 下.  To return to the videos, press the button that says 登.  Good luck! 

link to one of the most popular so far — the hilarious 16 minute send-up of the Bun Murders Sequel, "当大师遇到馒头" (The Day the Master Meets the Bun), blogged by Jason earlier here.

(via Blog and Podcasting in China)

China’s virtual goods business booming

"A new profession for the Internet age" is a newspaper article from the Harbin Daily [for those who don't know, Harbin is a major city in China's extreme northeast], via Chinese IT community Donews. The article chronicles the ins and outs of owning, working at, and regulating businesses that sell virtual assets. Rough translation, sometimes paraphrased, follows.  The article is too long for me to translate every sentence. 

After two years of hard work, business at Chen Xiao’s "proxy player" business — selling virtual currency, equipment, and game characters — is on the rise.  Chen is one of Harbin’s first group of virtual goods merchants.  As the article explains, proxy player shops “网游代练”公司 arose to serve those who love online games but don’t have the skills or the time to develop a mature character.  Instead, they simply buy what they need.  The people who are hired to develop virtual assets in-game are called "online game proxy players".

Workers earn meals, a bunk in a dorm, and 600-1000 RMB per month (roughly 80-120 USD) working 12 hour days.  They work in 2 shifts so as to maximize the production of virtual assets and characters, and while they "play," Chen handles the business side of things.  Most of those who run the shops are Internet bar owners.  In several Internet bars near Harbin’s technical and provincial universities, the reporter saw dozens of computers set aside for for proxy playing.

But it’s not easy to earn a good living selling virtual assets.  First there is the issue of equipment–this is a business where scale produces profit.  More boxes equals more proxy players equals more profit.  Second, there’s the issue of finding a market for your goods.  Foreign players are the biggest source of profit for China’s virtual goods shops. Success requires skills in the game and in foreign languages.  Even then, the Chinese companies have to keep their prices very low. Chen explained that Chinese proxy player businesses are basically wholesalers for foreign companies that turn around and sell the virtual goods for a healthy profit. There’s also the constant threat of being cheated; always a possibility in doing business, and even more so when the goods are virtual.

As for labor, these games are designed to be playable by pretty much anyone, which means that some proxy player shops are moving to the suburbs or even to China’s towns to take advantage of rural laborers who can be paid less. 

Worker Chen is 22 and after proxy playing for almost one year is now making 1000 RMB per month. The work is "painful but fun," he says.  Sitting at the screen playing for 12 hours at a time is physically and mentally exhausting.  And living conditions are pretty bad: the 34 male and female workers use 17 computers in two shifts, and live, sleep, and eat together in small room with bad air. But Chen has no academic degree.  And he manages to fulfill the quota set by the boss every day, which earns him an additional bonus. However, worker Chen says that the twenty-year olds who do this kind of work have no sense of achievement, indeed even feel a sense of emptiness about what the future might hold. Worker Chen hopes to open his own proxy player shop someday.

Owners sometimes even hire minors, who will work for a couple of days simply for the fun of playing their favorite games.  Many don’t need salaries, which brings down operating costs.  But these practices have given proxy player shops a bad name in China.

The shops operate in a legal gray zone.  Harbin’s commercial officlals say they haven’t registered a single such company, and there are no regulations under which to register them in any case.  Rules, licenses and regulations would go a long way toward increasing the stability of this new industry. 

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China’s “denied access” doll

Reporters Without Borders: The Chinese authorities seem to have stopped blocking access to the
international version of Google’s search engine, Google.com. Tests
carried out by Reporters Without Borders show that it is again
accessible in Beijing and Shanghai. Google’s unblocking tends to
confirm the theory that online censorship was stepped up for the
anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre on 4 June.

IT blogger Keso says Chinese laws are like Zen–reaching enlightenment will take a long time.  Especially for foreign companies, who keep thinking that there is some clearcut set of rules to follow.  Keso joins other bloggers in posting the "denied access" doll whose heart gets pierced every time someone tries a Google.com search and gets a blank page. 
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Rebecca MacKinnon says
The text on the top left says: "This person has made it impossible to access Google." The text on the bottom right says: "A click on this website equals one needle prick." 

At the bottom, Keso adds: "I’m an atheist, but I do believe that there’s a hidden force that can help us.  That force is true public opinion." 

The Bus Uncle Saga Continues…

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The Bus Uncle is still very much alive in the minds of the Hong Kong media. EastSouthWestNorth speaks of several incidents:

And according to the WSJ:

"The government plans to use Bus Uncle as a ‘teaching example’ for a Web site on moral and civic education where the incident can be discussed ‘from multiple perspectives,’ says Cheung Wing-hung, the chief curriculum-development officer for the city’s Education and Manpower Bureau."

No comment.

Chinese animation and cartoons

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Another site one could spend hours on…searching among the cartoon images on China’s leading search engine, Baidu.  Go here for the search that yielded the image above, Sun Wukong the Monkey King in "Rebellion Against Heaven," this particular image from a book cover. 

Go here for Baidu’s cartoon animation search.  Just below the bulleted links you’ll see a pink bar, and below this the first set of links are to various Chinese cartoons, taken from book covers to film stills.  Below that are European/American cartoon images, and then of course Japanese/Korean cartoon images. The last category is of cartoon/animated characters, everyone from Tintin to Sonic. Have fun!
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BBS today: your favorite poisonous snacks

This BBS photo post from June 2, has received about 670,000 visits in the last few days.  And why not?  The author reveals the poisonous secrets of everyone’s favorite street snacks.  Each snack has its own photo, with ratings of up to 5 stars denoting how much harm it causes and how much everyone loves it, "key word" ingredients, and the criminal acts potentially undertaken in its preparation.   Example below:

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       stinky tofu 臭豆腐
      harmfulness 危害度:★★★★☆                
      popularity 公众喜欢度:★★★

    crimes revealed: using ferrous sulfate to chemically blacken the tofu

Selected comments:

So what’s left to eat??

Who cares if it’s clean or not, I eat them and don’t get sick!

Really makes me want to throw up.

In today’s world of advanced chemistry, if you think you’re going to find real healthy food to eat you’re deluded!  How much of the meat and vegetables sold in the markets are healthy and sanitary? Pesticides? Poisonous chemical additives…except for the vegetables grown for themselves in villages, pigs raised by hand, I don’t believe anything else can be healthy.  It’s like that in the outside world, and the things sold in the big restaurants aren’t necessarily any better than those sold in the street markets!

It’s like that with anything you buy anymore, you’re afraid to bring it home.  Who knows what one can believe in anymore?  How did China get to this? Poisoning ourselves…

Come on, they can’t all be like that.